Dear Friend,
This month we enjoyed the wonderful birthday celebrations of Joy, Smith and Boyd. We concluded the school year and had a great start to our summer vacation!

A friend asked me about what Summer was a like as a toddler and
I said: "Summer was the kind of kid who when we told her to not touch the electrical outlet, she stayed away from it. End of story. Had she been our only kid, we would have thought we were amazing parents."
Friend: "What about the boys?"
Me: "Smith is the kid who when you tell him not to touch the outlet, a certain chemical reaction goes off inside him that sets him on a course leading to internal combustion until he touches the outlet. Boyd is the kid that will be asking why shouldn't he touch it, what is a shock, how bad does it hurt, what is electricity..."
Friend: "And Joy and Rose?"
Me: "Joy would respond, 'I can tell you don't want me to touch the outlet, and if you read me this book it will make me not want to touch it. I love you so much! And I love it when you read me this book.' Rose would listen to my instruction and then sneak out of the room at the first possible moment to touch the outlet in the room furthest from me in the house."
I was surprised at how quickly these responses came to me.
Joy has been learning how to read but she doesn't have much patients for the story quality of the "early reader books". I asked her to read a page that said, "Mat sat. Sam sat." She looked at the picture and "read": "Mat leaned up against Sam and looked at the sky and said 'Isn't it such a beautiful day? I'm sure glad I'm here sitting outside with my buddy.'" "No" I responded, "please read the words on the page." She gave it another attempt. "Sam looked back at him and said, 'Yeah, we've been buddies since we were babies and we will be best friends for ever.'"
Dragons
By: Boyd
Dragons are
flying high in the sky,
all going in circles
I wonder why
they go higher
and higher
I'm still wondering
why
but then they dive
and then I
know why.
They want to
burn our village.
So run!!
Sisters
By: Boyd
Sister are fun
to play with
well, not always
sometimes they're annoying, too loud
but usually
they are nice
I have three
sisters
but I would
not want to change it
one bit.
Koalas
By: Boyd
Koalas have gray fur
they are soft
high in a tree
slowly eating
slowly moving
slowly climbing
carrying babies
soft as snow.
Twins
By: Boyd
Being a twin
is sometimes fun
but not always fun
people mix you up
and don't know who is who
but that doesn't make it
not fun
I like Smith
as my twin.
I would not
change it one bit.
Me: Rose, you need to poop.
Rose: No I don't! I don't have any poops inside me.
Me: Rose, there are poop streaks on your undies.
Rose: Oh! Oh, that...that's not my poop. That's Daddy's poop!
Me: Really?!? Daddy's poop on your undies?
Rose: Yeah! Yeah...Mom (puts her hand on my shoulder) Mom, you need to take him to the doctor.
Rose was trying to poop when a lot of toots came out. "Oh!" she said in surprise, "I've got some bubbles in my bum!"
"You sure do!" I responded.
"Mom, I got to stop eating so much bubble gum." she said matter of factly.








































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